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[Kyle Brieden via Ale]

https://github.com/npm/npm/issues/20791

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[Jim Kinney via Ale]

heh, heh. That was funny :-)
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Instead of `npm install`, shouldn't they just need to `make tea` ? 
(Arthur Dent approves of this solution)

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heh, heh. That was funny :-)
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[Pete Hardie via Ale]

From my US machine:
make tea
make: *** No rule to make target 'tea'. Stop.

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Instead of `npm install`, shouldn't they just need to `make tea` ?
(Arthur Dent approves of this solution)
heh, heh. That was funny :-)
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[Ben Coleman via Ale]

get tea
no tea: dropped

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make tea
make: *** No rule to make target 'tea'.  Stop.

Ben

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Ah, there's the problem.  Try it from a UK server.

`make coffee` might be an alternative for the US server, but you'll
probably hit dependency issues on the caffeine module.

Post by lnxgnome via Ale
make tea
make: *** No rule to make target 'tea'.  Stop.
Instead of `npm install`, shouldn't they just need to `make tea`
?  (Arthur Dent approves of this solution)

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heh, heh. That was funny :-)
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[Lightner, Jeffrey via Ale]

Reminds me of the old HP-UX AnsiC.

Command: make love

Output: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.



From: Ale [mailto:ale-***@ale.org] On Behalf Of Pete Hardie via Ale
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From my US machine:
make tea
make: *** No rule to make target 'tea'. Stop.

On Tue, May 29, 2018 at 9:30 PM lnxgnome via Ale <***@ale.org<mailto:***@ale.org>> wrote:

Instead of `npm install`, shouldn't they just need to `make tea` ? (Arthur Dent approves of this solution)

On 20180529 5:40 PM, Jim Kinney via Ale wrote:


heh, heh. That was funny :-)

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On Tue, 2018-05-29 at 17:33 -0400, Kyle Brieden via Ale wrote:

https://github.com/npm/npm/issues/20791



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own tail. It won't fatten the dog.

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[Charles Shapiro via Ale]

Yeh, this made slashdot (
https://it.slashdot.org/story/18/05/29/1618203/npm-fails-worldwide-with-err-418-im-a-teapot-error
) Apparently the problem is malformed URLs passed through proxy servers.
The "I'm a teapot" is an OLR to an old coder culture meme.

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[James Sumners via Ale]

https://httpstatuses.com/418
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324#section-2.3.2

Yeh, this made slashdot ( https://it.slashdot.org/story/
18/05/29/1618203/npm-fails-worldwide-with-err-418-im-a-teapot-error )
Apparently the problem is malformed URLs passed through proxy servers. The
"I'm a teapot" is an OLR to an old coder culture meme.
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[Charles Shapiro via Ale]

Also:

cat catfood
cat: can't open catfood

man where is your wife?
man: wife not found


Alas, these only worked on older unices, before they 'cleaned up' the error
messages a little bit.

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Post by James Sumners via Ale
https://httpstatuses.com/418
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324#section-2.3.2

Yeh, this made slashdot ( https://it.slashdot.org/story/
18/05/29/1618203/npm-fails-worldwide-with-err-418-im-a-teapot-error )
Apparently the problem is malformed URLs passed through proxy servers. The
"I'm a teapot" is an OLR to an old coder culture meme.
-- CHS

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[Boris Borisov via Ale]

Lets see who can create one in newer shells :)

Post by Charles Shapiro via Ale
cat catfood
cat: can't open catfood
man where is your wife?
man: wife not found
Alas, these only worked on older unices, before they 'cleaned up' the
error messages a little bit.
-- CHS

Post by James Sumners via Ale
https://httpstatuses.com/418
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324#section-2.3.2

Yeh, this made slashdot ( https://it.slashdot.org/story/
18/05/29/1618203/npm-fails-worldwide-with-err-418-im-a-teapot-error )
Apparently the problem is malformed URLs passed through proxy servers. The
"I'm a teapot" is an OLR to an old coder culture meme.
-- CHS

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